By the look on this guy's face I'd say he's really straining himself to lift that Boozecat.
This elite athlete is training with his coach for the Boozecat Olympics. His outfit may be great and his form may seem perfect, but the dismount is what all the judges will be watching the closest.
This poor Boozecat has been duct taped into someone's hand and forced to endure an awkward hug. Boozecats hate human love. They want all the attention to themselves.
Put a hat on that Boozecat and celebrate the dawn of a New Year! Just don't squeeze him too hard. He looks like he may pop.
It's pretty bad when you are taking your own photo and you still manage to blink just as the shutter clicks. And she's inside, so there is no sun. Maybe she fell asleep just before taking this? I'm not sure, but that poor Boozecat has two different colored eyes for some reason and it's freaking me out!
Things get pretty crazy up at Oregon, but why is he standing so closely behind his friend?
Here is another great example of Boozecats breaking the laws of physics and color and light. In England, things are often in black and white, but not for Boozecats. These guys are enjoying a night out with two good friends. The one lucky guy is even being cradled by a young woman.
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Everything looks scarier in Raider's colors. Even these Boozecats look ready to start some fights. If that one ever makes his way out of the paper bag, we are in for some trouble. Did you know that the Raider's once had a running back named Napoleon??? I loved that guy. But Jon Madden is probably my all-time favorite Raider. He coached them to a Super Bowl victory. “When you have great players, playing great, well that’s great football!” - John Madden
It is apparently someone's birthday in this picture, but the Boozecat could not look less enthused. I've been told that Boozecats hate sausage parties.
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Boozecat urine is an aphrodisiac 10 times more powerful than any other known to man. Usually a few drops is enough to satisfy any man, but this guy is clearly going for gold. Amazingly, Deer Penis is also an aphrodisiac. Luckily nobody sent in pictures of that.
*Thanks to Malory G for sending this gem in!!*