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Posted on June 21, 2010

Keep those Boozecat claws away from that air mattress!

*Submitted by Katherine!  Thanks!!*

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Boozecat Balancing

Posted on June 20, 2010

This girl is standing directly on these poor Boozecats.  It looks like this guy may be swooping in to save them.

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Jaded Artsy Boozecats

Posted on April 8, 2010

that watch looks like something i got in a cereal box in the late 80s

Fuck these Boozecats.  Fuck the photographer.  Fuck this giant white wall.  Fuck these outfits.  And fuck this stupid can of lighter fluid.

*Submitted by Maddie H. Thank you Thank you!*

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Boozecat Dress-Up

Posted on April 7, 2010

it's not surprising, but the boozecat in the pop tart box is by far the happiest of the three boozecats

These dapper gentlemen have dressed up their Booezcats for an evening out on the town.

*Submitted by Dewitt C. Thanksss!*

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Phillies Season Opener Boozecat!!!

Posted on April 5, 2010

you are successful at this game if you do anything other than fall down.  you lose if you break a collar bone

This is my best buddy Dan.  He is playing the traditional Philadelphia Tailgate sport of DizzyBoozecat Bat.  You balance the cat on your chin for as long as you can.  You then spin in a circle around the cat . . . . never mind.  This doesn't make any sense.  The drinking game doesn't translate well to the Boozecat world.  If you are really interested just e-mail me.  Or ask my other best buddy and frequent commenter, Weimert.  He broke his collarbone playing this during a game last season.  Impressively he made it until the 7th inning before the pain was too much to handle and we went to a hospital.

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Baseball Starts Today Boozecat!!!

Posted on April 4, 2010

boozecats hate crybabies. the one in her hands looks like he really wants to get out of this situation

Major League Baseball starts today! Oh and it's Easter.  But tonight the Red Sox face the Yankees in the first game of the 2010 season and I'm very excited.  This is a picture of Emily and her Red Sox loving friends.  They are all very sad because their team isn't very good.  Although I hope they beat the Yankees tonight, they don't have any hope of winning the World Series because that honor is reserved for the Phillies this year.  You might want to paint an "A" and a "D" after that "B" on your face.

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More St. Patty’s Day Boozecats

Posted on April 3, 2010

or maybe he's eating her hair like it's spaghetti

I'm glad to see everybody took their Boozecats along with them during their St. Patrick's Day celebrations.  This little guy seems to be enjoying himself and the scent of this girl's hair.

*Submitted by Parrots Hilton. Thanks Parrots!*

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Weekend Vampire Boozecat

Posted on April 2, 2010

who still gives people bunny ears in photos?  i don't think i've done that since about the 4th grade

We are not fans of the Twilight series here at Boozecats.com.  The only vampires I want to hang out with are Dracula and Blacula.

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St. Patty’s Day Boozecat Popsicle

Posted on April 1, 2010

these girls should not be standing so close to that dartboard. in fact there shouldn't even be a dartboard in that bar on st. patty's day.  seems like the most dangerous combination in the world

These girls are getting intimate with their Boozecat this St. Patrick's Day.  They are decked out in as much green as they can possibly wear (down to dangly green balls for earrings) and they are living it up as if they were Irish.

*Submitted by Dewitt C. Thanks dude!*

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Mountaintop Boozecats

Posted on March 31, 2010

if the girls didn't have their arms out like that but the cats were still there it would look as if they were enormous godzilla boozecats battling on top of a mountain.  that sounds like the plot of a very very good movie. anybody out there an actor? i have a role for you with academy award written all over it

In certain countries Boozecats are employed as sherpas that lead travelers up mountains safely.  Here are two friends celebrating their arrival at the peak with their Boozecat sherpas.  This is a pretty amazing photo.  I want to go for a hike now!

*Submitted by Carrie S. Thank you!*

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