Boozecats

Happy and Sad with Boozecats

Posted on January 19, 2010

is the guy in the green shirt playing his boozecat like a guitar?  and doesn't it look like his shirt has an arrow pointing to a boozecat fart?

One of these three is NOT appreciating his Boozecat appropriately.  It looks like he is even playing a joke on the other Boozecat with is fingers.  Two fingers usually signifies bunny ears or devil horns, but does holding up four fingers behind his head represent spiked hair or a crown.  Maybe he is trying to say that Boozecat is a Styracosaurus.  What a jerk!  Get over yourself!

*Another good submission from Allie A. Thanks a lot!*

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Baby Boozecat Cluster-Bump

Posted on January 18, 2010

what's that creeper doing in the background?  he's not wearing a suit. he has fingerless gloves on. he isn't participating in the cluster-bump.  but he might be waving at the camera?  maybe he's stuck in the chair, or is a paraplegic.  now i feel bad

These guys are holding an entire litter of baby Boozecats in their hands at one time.  That is definitely cause for celebration, and they seem to be doing it in style.  The other Boozecats look as if they feel a little bit left out.  You need to leave them a little more than two TV remotes and a box of tissues.

*Submitted by Malory G. Thanks!*

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Christmas Boozecat Craziness

Posted on January 17, 2010

i love how people with tattoos like that LOVE to show them off.  also if her head were back a few more inches she would have a budweiser select crown on her head

There is a lot of craziness going on in this photograph.  A girl is in a camouflaged shopping cart that has a giant Christmas wreath in it.  There's a dude in lederhosen with his tongue out.  The other guy is wearing a Burger King crown, and I can't even begin to fathom what that paper face in the corner is about.  The only thing that makes sense in this photo are the Boozecats.  But Boozecats always make sense to me.

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Blurry Boozecats

Posted on January 16, 2010

that one boozecat is gazing longingly at his owner's mustache.  he's either going to try to kiss him or he's going to eat his facial hair

Even when their owners get sloppy and out of focus, Boozecats always seem to stay crisp and clear.

*Submitted by Allie A. Thanks!*

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Boozecats in a Hot Tub

Posted on January 15, 2010

i'm always a little creeped out when people sit on someone's lap in a hot tub.  and you know what?  this is no exception

What a relaxing way to spend a holiday.  Sitting around at a resort in a bubbly hot tub with your Boozecats.  Hot tub water is the only kind of water that Boozecats enjoy.  So order some pizza and get this party started.

*Submitted by Malory G. Thanks!*

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Preparing to Party with Boozecats

Posted on January 14, 2010

is that shirtless guy trying to tackle them? or is he fake hugging them? or maybe flapping his wings like a pterodactyl? only the shirtless guy will ever know

These guys are getting ready for a big night out by posing with some Boozecats.  The guy in the back is quite the anti-social jerk though.  Who can't take a second out of their ironing schedule to hold a Boozecat?  Lighten up back there.  I'm also glad to see the slice of lemon.  You don't want your Boozecats getting scurvy.

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Sitting ‘Round with Boozecats

Posted on January 13, 2010

why are they sitting on the floor when the couch and chair are empty? maybe they're doing some hippie seance crap

I really like the way he is holding this Boozecat.  Take notes out there.  This is a fool-proof way to keep from dropping your Boozecat.  Although judging by the look of surprise on his face I believe the Boozecat may have dropped a little something of his own.  That's the downside to holding them this way.

*Submitted by my brother Pian.  This is a picture of his friend Roger.  Thanks brother!*

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Choking a Baby Boozecat

Posted on January 12, 2010

why are they both being choked by only three fingers?  is this guy missing digits?  fireworks aren't toys buddy. be careful out there

These poor Boozecats are being choked by this evil man as a third Boozecat looks on in horror.  If there is a hell, this man will end up there.  Hurting a Boozecat is the worst crime a soul can commit.

In the background you can see what I think is a map of England.  I will be leaving tonight to head to their neighbor France!  I will be gone a week and plan to meet as many French Boozecats as possible.  I will have updates when I return.  Until then, keep checking the site.  I have a new picture ready to go each day while I'm away.  Thanks everyone.  Au Revoir!

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Alfie Violates a Boozecat

Posted on January 11, 2010

if only we could teach boozecats to yell rape.  yelling "snarf, snarf" doesn't quite attract the attention they need

Here is a picture of my buddy Alfie doing dirty things to a Boozecat at a bar.  Even his friend is shocked at the events taking place right in front of her eyes.  This little Boozecat actually reminds me a bit of that Thundercat character Snarf.  Maybe that's why Alfie is so interested in him.

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Boozecats by the Swingset

Posted on January 10, 2010

that poor little boy back there at least needs a name.  let's call him roscoe

It looks like a lovely day for a nap in the yard with a Boozecat.  I'd be asleep in seconds with that sun shining on me.  But then my child would also likely disappear or break his sternum.  Way to stay awake.  That's quality parenting.

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