Boozecats

A Constitutional Boozecat on Independence Day!

Posted on July 4, 2010

Happy 4th of July Americans!  I hope you all get some time in the sun with your Boozecats this holiday. And remember that this nation was founded on the belief that all men are created equal, but no two Boozecats are.  All Boozecats are crazy and different.  Most all of them like pizza and Alpha-Bits cereal though.  I think it's genetic.

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College Boozecat Party

Posted on July 2, 2010

College is all about excess.  Excess food, booze, sleep, video games, showerless days, and of course Boozecats.  These college students are doing it proper with a table full of Boozecats.  Live it up while you can boys!

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Sober Deer Dislikes Your Boozecat

Posted on July 1, 2010

There is nothing a wall-mounted deer hates more than Boozecats. Deer are straight-edge till death. They hate fun, and despise Boozecats for having so much of it.  I say, fuck you and your antlers . . . IT'S PARTY TIME!

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This Boozecat is Tall

Posted on June 30, 2010

This tall Boozecat appears in many of the photos on this site and he always stands out, and he always looks as if he has detected the faint scent of pizza a few miles away.  This time it takes two guys to hold him up.

*Sent in by Malory G.  Thanks again!*

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Boozecat Ninja Death Kick

Posted on June 29, 2010

No human can contain a ninja Boozecat.  They are more vicious than twelve Jackie Chans riding a Chuck Norris.  These poor souls don't stand a chance.

*Submitted by Malory G. Thanks!*

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Drunk New Years Boozecat

Posted on June 25, 2010

Who the hell gave this Boozecat a beer?  They aren't supposed to drink.  And Bud Light?!?  That stuff is worse than dog piss. At least give him a decent brew.  I may give Cats ETC a call about this one.  This upsets me.

*Submitted by James K. Thanks!*

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Frowning Double-Boozecat

Posted on June 24, 2010

They all look so sad in this picture.  Perhaps because their world is at a 45 degree angle, and there is another Boozecat missing its lower body.  Must be an epidemic. QUICK, someone make a vaccine!

*Submitted by Emily.  Thanks!*

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The Big Lemeowski

Posted on June 23, 2010

The first ever Live-Action Boozecat!

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Boozecats Want Cheezburgers too

Posted on June 23, 2010

It takes a lot of burgers to keep a Boozecat happy.

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Boozecat Comic Strip

Posted on June 22, 2010

Having a good laugh in a yard with some Boozecats.  Did he pull that black Boozecat out from behind the other guy's ear?  That's one hell of a magic trick.

*Submitted by Katy G.  Thanks a lot Katy!*

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