7 Boozecat years of Bad Luck

This fool is in for a world of trouble.  Not only has he opened an umbrella indoors, but he is violently choking a poor Boozecat.  This has earned him 7 Boozecat years of bad luck.  This is very unfortunate for him because Boozecats have a lifespan of nearly 642 years, making 1 Boozecat year approximately the same as 7 human years.  If you don't believe me look at Garfield.  That dude is 32 and looks like he hasn't aged a day.

*Submitted by Melanie. Thanks!!*