Your Neighborhood Boozecat Bar

Posted on December 21, 2009

what's up with those bracelets? woah, woah, and what's with green shirt guy's beard?  a curly mustache and a pointy beard?  did they try to hide that hideous face growth by putting a boozecat in front of it?  man this is weird.  also he's holding a candle

Where everybody knows your name, and they're not so glad you came.  These guys seem to have scared off everyone in this place.  It looks deserted. Maybe it's all the smoking.  Did you know that secondhand smoke is the third biggest cause of death among Boozecats?  Well it's the truth.  The only things deadlier to Boozecats are dinosaur tramplings and too much pizza.  So don't smoke you guys, or this might happen!

*Submitted by Brandon F. Thank you!*

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