Boozecats

Boozecat Balancing Act

Posted on October 9, 2011

These girls are practicing their Boozecat Balancing act for an upcoming talent show. The girl on the left learned early to wear glasses when Boozecats sit on her face.  You can quickly lose a few eyes without them.

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Boozecat Licking Ladies

Posted on October 8, 2011

Licking Boozecats is becoming a popular trend among young impressionable women with tongues.  Those without tongues are out of luck, but licking a Boozecat is said to be similar to taking 3 ambien, 2 zoloft, and a caffeine pill at the same time.  Just make sure you have a bottle of Sprite and/or Boozecat urine to chase it with.

*Submitted by Alyssa H. Thanks!*

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Flexing Boozecat Bro

Posted on October 7, 2011

By the look on this guy's face I'd say he's really straining himself to lift that Boozecat.

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Boozecat Olympic Training

Posted on October 6, 2011

This elite athlete is training with his coach for the Boozecat Olympics. His outfit may be great and his form may seem perfect, but the dismount is what all the judges will be watching the closest.

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Embarrassed PDA Boozecat

Posted on October 5, 2011

This poor Boozecat has been duct taped into someone's hand and forced to endure an awkward hug. Boozecats hate human love. They want all the attention to themselves.

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Happy New Year Boozecat Choke

Posted on October 4, 2011

Put a hat on that Boozecat and celebrate the dawn of a New Year!  Just don't squeeze him too hard. He looks like he may pop.

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Boozecat Self-Portrait Lick

Posted on October 3, 2011

It's pretty bad when you are taking your own photo and you still manage to blink just as the shutter clicks.  And she's inside, so there is no sun.  Maybe she fell asleep just before taking this?  I'm not sure, but that poor Boozecat has two different colored eyes for some reason and it's freaking me out!

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Creepy Oregon Boozecat Lick

Posted on October 2, 2011

Things get pretty crazy up at Oregon, but why is he standing so closely behind his friend?

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Double-Fisting Boozecats

Posted on October 1, 2011

Here is another great example of Boozecats breaking the laws of physics and color and light.  In England, things are often in black and white, but not for Boozecats.  These guys are enjoying a night out with two good friends. The one lucky guy is even being cradled by a young woman.

*Submitted by Jack B. Thanks again!!*

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