Boozecats

Bunny Boozecat Love

Posted on January 30, 2010

those are fake glasses too.  you probably can't even tell.  nobunny can tell

Interspecies love is always a beautiful thing.  Here my friend Clare is sharing a kiss with a cute little Boozecat.

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Opening a Boozecat with My Shoe

Posted on January 29, 2010

this was actually a reenactment. gia was really bad at catching me in action so i had to pose for her photographs

While walking around the streets of France I often resorted to using my shoe to open a Boozecat.  It's a wonderful trick if you don't have a corkscrew with you.  You can check out the video here

I make sure to use shoes certified by Cats for the Ethical Treatment of Cats (Cats ETC).  No Boozecats were harmed in the making of the photo.

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French Boozecats and a Ukulele

Posted on January 28, 2010

gia is actually wearing a boozecat t-shirt in this photo!  thanks gia.  way to represent. you all should order one yourselves

I went to France!  And met a lot of lovely people and lovely Boozecats.  I had a wonderful time seeing the sights and wandering the streets.  This is a photo of my old friend Gia, and new friend Georgia.  They played songs on a ukulele to the delight of all the Boozecats.  I forget all the songs they played, but I will pretend she is trying to play "Possum Kingdom" by the Toadies.

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Over the Shoulder Boozecat

Posted on January 27, 2010

does this cat have green eyes?  green eyed lady, ocean lady. soothing every wave that comes

This Boozecat is gazing deep into your soul.  What he sees is a person who is very confused and horribly gassy from that chili earlier.  He also sees that you need a haircut and he thinks you should do yourself a favor and get a real one this time.  You're too old for the $5 afternoon special at Supercuts.

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Thug Life Biker Boozecats

Posted on January 22, 2010

uncle jesse would laugh at their pathetic attempts to be badass bikers

Another example of how Boozecats can bring peace to the world.  Here we have two Bikers and two Thugs hanging out together and enjoying Boozecats.  I have to say that the Thugs look way tougher than the Bikers.  The biker guy is smiling and the girl is all fancy.  The thugs are nasty.  It even looks like that girl gave herself a homemade tattoo on her arm.  That is freakin' tough if you ask me.

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Happy and Sad with Boozecats

Posted on January 19, 2010

is the guy in the green shirt playing his boozecat like a guitar?  and doesn't it look like his shirt has an arrow pointing to a boozecat fart?

One of these three is NOT appreciating his Boozecat appropriately.  It looks like he is even playing a joke on the other Boozecat with is fingers.  Two fingers usually signifies bunny ears or devil horns, but does holding up four fingers behind his head represent spiked hair or a crown.  Maybe he is trying to say that Boozecat is a Styracosaurus.  What a jerk!  Get over yourself!

*Another good submission from Allie A. Thanks a lot!*

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Baby Boozecat Cluster-Bump

Posted on January 18, 2010

what's that creeper doing in the background?  he's not wearing a suit. he has fingerless gloves on. he isn't participating in the cluster-bump.  but he might be waving at the camera?  maybe he's stuck in the chair, or is a paraplegic.  now i feel bad

These guys are holding an entire litter of baby Boozecats in their hands at one time.  That is definitely cause for celebration, and they seem to be doing it in style.  The other Boozecats look as if they feel a little bit left out.  You need to leave them a little more than two TV remotes and a box of tissues.

*Submitted by Malory G. Thanks!*

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Christmas Boozecat Craziness

Posted on January 17, 2010

i love how people with tattoos like that LOVE to show them off.  also if her head were back a few more inches she would have a budweiser select crown on her head

There is a lot of craziness going on in this photograph.  A girl is in a camouflaged shopping cart that has a giant Christmas wreath in it.  There's a dude in lederhosen with his tongue out.  The other guy is wearing a Burger King crown, and I can't even begin to fathom what that paper face in the corner is about.  The only thing that makes sense in this photo are the Boozecats.  But Boozecats always make sense to me.

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Blurry Boozecats

Posted on January 16, 2010

that one boozecat is gazing longingly at his owner's mustache.  he's either going to try to kiss him or he's going to eat his facial hair

Even when their owners get sloppy and out of focus, Boozecats always seem to stay crisp and clear.

*Submitted by Allie A. Thanks!*

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Boozecats in a Hot Tub

Posted on January 15, 2010

i'm always a little creeped out when people sit on someone's lap in a hot tub.  and you know what?  this is no exception

What a relaxing way to spend a holiday.  Sitting around at a resort in a bubbly hot tub with your Boozecats.  Hot tub water is the only kind of water that Boozecats enjoy.  So order some pizza and get this party started.

*Submitted by Malory G. Thanks!*

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