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		<title>A Wild Boozecat Encounters a Tame House Cat</title>
		<link>http://www.boozecats.com/?p=737</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 13:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alex's cat Wadgie looks so frightened of the wild Boozecat in Dan's hand.  Don't worry Wadgie, Boozecats are very peaceful creatures.  Just don't think about taking his pizza.   Although the same goes for Dan.  Wadgie should just stay clear of all the pizza in the room.]]></description>
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<p>Alex's cat Wadgie looks so frightened of the wild Boozecat in Dan's hand.  Don't worry Wadgie, Boozecats are very peaceful creatures.  Just don't think about taking his pizza.   Although the same goes for Dan.  Wadgie should just stay clear of all the pizza in the room.</p>
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		<title>Congrats Jenna and Justin!</title>
		<link>http://www.boozecats.com/?p=735</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 13:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My cousin Jenna got married!!! Congratulations!  Here she is with her new husband, Justin, posing with their Boozecats after the ceremony.  Boozecats usually hate wearing clothes, but these two were good sports.]]></description>
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<p>My cousin Jenna got married!!! Congratulations!  Here she is with her new husband, Justin, posing with their Boozecats after the ceremony.  Boozecats usually hate wearing clothes, but these two were good sports.</p>
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		<title>Tip-Top Boozecat Time</title>
		<link>http://www.boozecats.com/?p=731</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 15:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Multiple Cats]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[These are my friends Dan and Brian.  Even though he has a Boozecat, Dan doesn't look too happy.  This is because both the wheels were stolen off his bike last night.  Don't you hate thieves?  They were stolen on a very busy street in front of a very busy movie theater.  There had to have [...]]]></description>
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<p>These are my friends Dan and Brian.  Even though he has a Boozecat, Dan doesn't look too happy.  This is because both the wheels were stolen off his bike last night.  Don't you hate thieves?  They were stolen on a very busy street in front of a very busy movie theater.  There had to have been at least a dozen people who watched as the wheels were stolen.  So please, if you see someone taking wheels off a bike that is locked up, DO SOMETHING.   At least say, "Hey man, that's my bike!"   That would probably scare them off.  Or call a cop.  Or call Garfield.</p>
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		<title>Colbert Still Stealing Boozecats</title>
		<link>http://www.boozecats.com/?p=726</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 22:52:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Multiple Cats]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[THIS JUST IN!  Colbert is now stealing Boozecats by the six-pack.  I caught him red-wristed.  Something must be done to stop this hilarious monster.]]></description>
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<p>THIS JUST IN!  Colbert is now stealing Boozecats by the six-pack.  I caught him red-wristed.  Something must be done to stop this hilarious monster.</p>
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		<title>Stephen Colboozecat</title>
		<link>http://www.boozecats.com/?p=721</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 16:50:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stephen Colbert, comedian/awesome idea thief, is shown here enjoying a Boozecat, or a "Beer Cat" as he would call it, during the filming of a recent episode of his show.  I love Stephen and wooden shoes, but he keeps blatantly ripping off my ideas.  I heard Shawn Kemp is going to be a guest on [...]]]></description>
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<p>Stephen Colbert, comedian/awesome idea thief, is shown here enjoying a Boozecat, or a "Beer Cat" as he would call it, during the filming of a recent episode of his show.  I love Stephen and wooden shoes, but he keeps blatantly ripping off my ideas.  I heard Shawn Kemp is going to be a guest on the show next week.  Shawn Kemp is the favorite basketball player of all the Boozecats and Stephen knows that!!  Look how smug he is sitting there with his feet kicked up.  I will now laugh a little bit less while watching his next show.</p>
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		<title>Unwelcome Boozecat Imposters</title>
		<link>http://www.boozecats.com/?p=714</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 13:45:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[That Boozecat is not at all impressed by this girl's attempt to emulate a Boozecat.  He looks like he wants to blast her with his laser eyes.  She doesn't seem scared, and is laughing in his face.  Someone laughed in Garfield's face once . . . . and he ate them.  Watch out!]]></description>
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<p>That Boozecat is not at all impressed by this girl's attempt to emulate a Boozecat.  He looks like he wants to blast her with his laser eyes.  She doesn't seem scared, and is laughing in his face.  Someone laughed in Garfield's face once . . . . and he ate them.  Watch out!</p>
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		<title>Soccer Loving Longcat Boozecat</title>
		<link>http://www.boozecats.com/?p=712</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 13:08:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The World Cup is almost over!  But these faithful fans were happy to see Mexico beat France in the first stage of play.  Mexico is now long gone, along with every team outside of Europe.  This poor cat probably had his heart broken.  Who do you want to win on Sunday?  The Netherlands or Spain? [...]]]></description>
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<p>The World Cup is almost over!  But these faithful fans were happy to see Mexico beat France in the first stage of play.  Mexico is now long gone, along with every team outside of Europe.  This poor cat probably had his heart broken.  Who do you want to win on Sunday?  The Netherlands or Spain?</p>
<p>*Submitted by Jack B. Thanks!*</p>
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		<title>Beer Cats on the Colber Report</title>
		<link>http://www.boozecats.com/?p=710</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 21:52:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Colbert Report Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Electronic Frontier Foundation - Cindy Cohn www.colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes 2010 Election Fox News At 4:30 into this video Stephen Colbert talks about the internet meme that he has invented called "Beer Cats".  Now, I'm not saying that it's a direct ripoff of Boozecats, but [...]]]></description>
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<p>At 4:30 into this video Stephen Colbert talks about the internet meme that he has invented called "Beer Cats".  Now, I'm not saying that it's a direct ripoff of Boozecats, but it does sound and look pretty damn similar.  I believe he has every right to have done that, but it would've been really cool if I was the inspiration.  AND if that was the case, it would've been way super pizza cool if he had given the blog a shoutout.  I love Stephen and his show and have been to a taping of it and had a great time. Maybe I'll turn some photos of him into Boozecats and send them to the show.  In the meantime, I'm going to eat some pizza and dream about one day being on TV.  And not just that yellow and black blur that I once was as the camera panned by me in the audience of his show.</p>
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		<title>Nose-Nuzzling, Finger-Biting Boozecats</title>
		<link>http://www.boozecats.com/?p=705</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2010 13:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[These Boozecats seem very affectionate.  Must have been rolling around in the catnip this morning.]]></description>
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<p>These Boozecats seem very affectionate.  Must have been rolling around in the catnip this morning.</p>
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		<title>Boozecat Orgy?</title>
		<link>http://www.boozecats.com/?p=697</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jul 2010 13:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At least one of the people in this picture seems ready for the Boozecat Orgy.]]></description>
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<p>At least one of the people in this picture seems ready for the Boozecat Orgy.</p>
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