Boozecats

Soccer Loving Longcat Boozecat

Posted on July 8, 2010

The World Cup is almost over!  But these faithful fans were happy to see Mexico beat France in the first stage of play.  Mexico is now long gone, along with every team outside of Europe.  This poor cat probably had his heart broken.  Who do you want to win on Sunday?  The Netherlands or Spain?

*Submitted by Jack B. Thanks!*

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A Constitutional Boozecat on Independence Day!

Posted on July 4, 2010

Happy 4th of July Americans!  I hope you all get some time in the sun with your Boozecats this holiday. And remember that this nation was founded on the belief that all men are created equal, but no two Boozecats are.  All Boozecats are crazy and different.  Most all of them like pizza and Alpha-Bits cereal though.  I think it's genetic.

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Sober Deer Dislikes Your Boozecat

Posted on July 1, 2010

There is nothing a wall-mounted deer hates more than Boozecats. Deer are straight-edge till death. They hate fun, and despise Boozecats for having so much of it.  I say, fuck you and your antlers . . . IT'S PARTY TIME!

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Boozecat Ninja Death Kick

Posted on June 29, 2010

No human can contain a ninja Boozecat.  They are more vicious than twelve Jackie Chans riding a Chuck Norris.  These poor souls don't stand a chance.

*Submitted by Malory G. Thanks!*

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Drunk New Years Boozecat

Posted on June 25, 2010

Who the hell gave this Boozecat a beer?  They aren't supposed to drink.  And Bud Light?!?  That stuff is worse than dog piss. At least give him a decent brew.  I may give Cats ETC a call about this one.  This upsets me.

*Submitted by James K. Thanks!*

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More St. Patty’s Day Boozecats

Posted on April 3, 2010

or maybe he's eating her hair like it's spaghetti

I'm glad to see everybody took their Boozecats along with them during their St. Patrick's Day celebrations.  This little guy seems to be enjoying himself and the scent of this girl's hair.

*Submitted by Parrots Hilton. Thanks Parrots!*

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St. Patty’s Day Boozecat Popsicle

Posted on April 1, 2010

these girls should not be standing so close to that dartboard. in fact there shouldn't even be a dartboard in that bar on st. patty's day.  seems like the most dangerous combination in the world

These girls are getting intimate with their Boozecat this St. Patrick's Day.  They are decked out in as much green as they can possibly wear (down to dangly green balls for earrings) and they are living it up as if they were Irish.

*Submitted by Dewitt C. Thanks dude!*

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A Boozecat Bosom Nap

Posted on March 30, 2010

i didn't want to even say it, but that kind of looks like a tiny tampon.  is our boozecat friend here finally reaching womanhood?  how adorable

This nice man is cradling his Boozecat ever so gently as it drifts off to sleep.  What the girl is doing I'm unsure of.  She's holding something up.  Looks like a pixie stick maybe.  Or perhaps the sharpened end of a toothbrush.  They don't look like the stabbing type.

*Submitted by Maddy H. Thanks!*

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Sick and Wet Boozecat in Japan

Posted on March 27, 2010

i scoured the photo but found nothing worthy of sending to engrishfunny.com. i once had a great one but never submitted it. on the chinatown bus someone was transporting a folding cushion type mattress thing that was labeled very largely as "multi-fuctional" . . . ok it's not that funny. maybe it's a good thing i lost that picture

I've seen a lot of images of Japanese locals falling asleep in public places, but I don't think that is what's going on here.  The drool on his shirt, the bottle of water, the posing friends, and the dripping wet Boozecat all lead me to another conclusion.  He's actually a fish. And the Boozecat has just returned from the sea where it caught him.  He is not falling asleep, but slowly asphyxiating.  Must be what's happening.

Or he's really drunk and puked a cat.

*Submitted by Marc V. Thanks a lot!*

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Captain Boozecat and the BoozeLobster

Posted on February 26, 2010

the captain's cabin looks an awful lot like a girl's bedroom.  i'm not judging. just pointing it out

The captain is sitting around in deep thought with his first mate, BoozeLobster.  He's most likely contemplating the open sea and all the fish in it that he has yet to catch.

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