Boozecats

Embarrassed PDA Boozecat

Posted on October 5, 2011

This poor Boozecat has been duct taped into someone's hand and forced to endure an awkward hug. Boozecats hate human love. They want all the attention to themselves.

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Happy New Year Boozecat Choke

Posted on October 4, 2011

Put a hat on that Boozecat and celebrate the dawn of a New Year!  Just don't squeeze him too hard. He looks like he may pop.

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Boozecat Self-Portrait Lick

Posted on October 3, 2011

It's pretty bad when you are taking your own photo and you still manage to blink just as the shutter clicks.  And she's inside, so there is no sun.  Maybe she fell asleep just before taking this?  I'm not sure, but that poor Boozecat has two different colored eyes for some reason and it's freaking me out!

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Group Boozecat Hug

Posted on September 29, 2011

It is apparently someone's birthday in this picture, but the Boozecat could not look less enthused.  I've been told that Boozecats hate sausage parties.

*Submitted by Jack B!  Our #1 contributor. Thanks Jack. Keep up the great work!*

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Boozecat Urine

Posted on September 28, 2011

Boozecat urine is an aphrodisiac 10 times more powerful than any other known to man.  Usually a few drops is enough to satisfy any man, but this guy is clearly going for gold.  Amazingly, Deer Penis is also an aphrodisiac.  Luckily nobody sent in pictures of that.

*Thanks to  Malory G for sending this gem in!!*

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Boozecats in a Moving Car

Posted on September 27, 2011

It appears that this girl is in the back of a vehicle, perhaps even in the trunk of an SUV.  The swirling street lights and streaking headlights also show that the vehicle is moving.  It may not be the most responsible way to enjoy a Boozecat, but I've seen worse.

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Boozecats are NOT Trash

Posted on September 22, 2011

This is a terrible idea.  This boozecat will surely escape that tiny trash can and end this girl's party.  I saw a guy do this just the other week in DC.  The ensuing fight caused the 5.9 magnitude earthquake that shook the entire East Coast.  Be careful out there.

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Bachelor and a Boozecat

Posted on September 21, 2011

This is my good buddy Steveo.  This photo was taken during his bachelor party.  It was an amazing weekend full of boozecats, drinking games, shooting range cutouts, hot tubs, and drunks attempting to ride deer.  We all partied our nuts off.  Congrats to Steve and Kelley on their marriage.  The crew here at Boozecats.com love you!

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Stephen Colboozecat

Posted on July 15, 2010

Stephen Colbert, comedian/awesome idea thief, is shown here enjoying a Boozecat, or a "Beer Cat" as he would call it, during the filming of a recent episode of his show.  I love Stephen and wooden shoes, but he keeps blatantly ripping off my ideas.  I heard Shawn Kemp is going to be a guest on the show next week.  Shawn Kemp is the favorite basketball player of all the Boozecats and Stephen knows that!!  Look how smug he is sitting there with his feet kicked up.  I will now laugh a little bit less while watching his next show.

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Unwelcome Boozecat Imposters

Posted on July 9, 2010

That Boozecat is not at all impressed by this girl's attempt to emulate a Boozecat.  He looks like he wants to blast her with his laser eyes.  She doesn't seem scared, and is laughing in his face.  Someone laughed in Garfield's face once . . . . and he ate them.  Watch out!

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