Stephen Colboozecat
Stephen Colbert, comedian/awesome idea thief, is shown here enjoying a Boozecat, or a "Beer Cat" as he would call it, during the filming of a recent episode of his show. I love Stephen and wooden shoes, but he keeps blatantly ripping off my ideas. I heard Shawn Kemp is going to be a guest on the show next week. Shawn Kemp is the favorite basketball player of all the Boozecats and Stephen knows that!! Look how smug he is sitting there with his feet kicked up. I will now laugh a little bit less while watching his next show.
Unwelcome Boozecat Imposters
That Boozecat is not at all impressed by this girl's attempt to emulate a Boozecat. He looks like he wants to blast her with his laser eyes. She doesn't seem scared, and is laughing in his face. Someone laughed in Garfield's face once . . . . and he ate them. Watch out!
Soccer Loving Longcat Boozecat
The World Cup is almost over! But these faithful fans were happy to see Mexico beat France in the first stage of play. Mexico is now long gone, along with every team outside of Europe. This poor cat probably had his heart broken. Who do you want to win on Sunday? The Netherlands or Spain?
*Submitted by Jack B. Thanks!*
A Constitutional Boozecat on Independence Day!
Happy 4th of July Americans! I hope you all get some time in the sun with your Boozecats this holiday. And remember that this nation was founded on the belief that all men are created equal, but no two Boozecats are. All Boozecats are crazy and different. Most all of them like pizza and Alpha-Bits cereal though. I think it's genetic.
Sober Deer Dislikes Your Boozecat
There is nothing a wall-mounted deer hates more than Boozecats. Deer are straight-edge till death. They hate fun, and despise Boozecats for having so much of it. I say, fuck you and your antlers . . . IT'S PARTY TIME!
Boozecat Ninja Death Kick
No human can contain a ninja Boozecat. They are more vicious than twelve Jackie Chans riding a Chuck Norris. These poor souls don't stand a chance.
*Submitted by Malory G. Thanks!*
Drunk New Years Boozecat
Who the hell gave this Boozecat a beer? They aren't supposed to drink. And Bud Light?!? That stuff is worse than dog piss. At least give him a decent brew. I may give Cats ETC a call about this one. This upsets me.
*Submitted by James K. Thanks!*
More St. Patty’s Day Boozecats
I'm glad to see everybody took their Boozecats along with them during their St. Patrick's Day celebrations. This little guy seems to be enjoying himself and the scent of this girl's hair.
*Submitted by Parrots Hilton. Thanks Parrots!*
St. Patty’s Day Boozecat Popsicle
These girls are getting intimate with their Boozecat this St. Patrick's Day. They are decked out in as much green as they can possibly wear (down to dangly green balls for earrings) and they are living it up as if they were Irish.
*Submitted by Dewitt C. Thanks dude!*
A Boozecat Bosom Nap
This nice man is cradling his Boozecat ever so gently as it drifts off to sleep. What the girl is doing I'm unsure of. She's holding something up. Looks like a pixie stick maybe. Or perhaps the sharpened end of a toothbrush. They don't look like the stabbing type.
*Submitted by Maddy H. Thanks!*