It’s a Boozecat Super Bowl
It's a Colts vs Saints Super Bowl and these Boozecats are prepared. It's a little known fact that Boozecats actually have their own predictors for the outcome of the Super Bowl. Just like the groundhog looks for a shadow to predict how soon spring will be here, two Boozecats in football jerseys have a pizza eating contest and the winner represents the winning Super Bowl team. They've been right about 23% of the time. It doesn't seem like much, but that's double the accuracy of Puxatony Phil.
NASCAR Boozecat Family Photo
It's really hard to get all your Boozecats to look at the camera at the same time. These little guys are making it really hard on the photographer. Although the humans don't have it figured out yet either. That one woman is looking in a completely different direction.
Boozecat Hat Social
Rarely are so many young adults, Boozecats, and funny hats gathered in one place. Where do you even FIND a rainbow hat that crazy. I think I also spot a PBR poster on the wall. I used to have the coolest Pabst poster in the world until someone stole it off the wall from under our noses during a party. Who does that? Was it you Hans?
*Submitted by Hans W. Thanks!*
The Worst Cook in America: Rachel Coleman!
My BFF and reality show contestant Rachel Coleman won the title of America's Best Worst Cook. She beat out a large field of other bad cooks and legitimately impressed a panel of professional food critics to earn her spot in reality TV history.
Rachel was the first new friend I ever made in NYC, which was a pretty big deal. You should all pay her blog a visit at popjew.blogspot.com. She knows all about cool Brooklyn music which should be pretty obvious from this awesome picture of her with a maraca. If you do check it out be sure to leave her a comment and congratulate her and urge her to not forget her friends now that she's super famous.
Beer Belly Boozecats
Here are a couple of Boozecats at a cocktail party in New York City at my friend Gia's apartment. The party has taken a strange turn in the nude direction as these three guys take off their shirts. This is how her parties usually progress.
Bunny Boozecat Love
Interspecies love is always a beautiful thing. Here my friend Clare is sharing a kiss with a cute little Boozecat.
Opening a Boozecat with My Shoe
While walking around the streets of France I often resorted to using my shoe to open a Boozecat. It's a wonderful trick if you don't have a corkscrew with you. You can check out the video here
I make sure to use shoes certified by Cats for the Ethical Treatment of Cats (Cats ETC). No Boozecats were harmed in the making of the photo.
French Boozecats and a Ukulele
I went to France! And met a lot of lovely people and lovely Boozecats. I had a wonderful time seeing the sights and wandering the streets. This is a photo of my old friend Gia, and new friend Georgia. They played songs on a ukulele to the delight of all the Boozecats. I forget all the songs they played, but I will pretend she is trying to play "Possum Kingdom" by the Toadies.
Over the Shoulder Boozecat
This Boozecat is gazing deep into your soul. What he sees is a person who is very confused and horribly gassy from that chili earlier. He also sees that you need a haircut and he thinks you should do yourself a favor and get a real one this time. You're too old for the $5 afternoon special at Supercuts.
Thug Life Biker Boozecats
Another example of how Boozecats can bring peace to the world. Here we have two Bikers and two Thugs hanging out together and enjoying Boozecats. I have to say that the Thugs look way tougher than the Bikers. The biker guy is smiling and the girl is all fancy. The thugs are nasty. It even looks like that girl gave herself a homemade tattoo on her arm. That is freakin' tough if you ask me.