Boozecats

Black and White Boozecat Brothers

Posted on March 2, 2010

it is also further evidence that jack b likes to take black and white photos

This is further evidence that Boozecats defy the laws of Desaturation.  Their colors shine too bright!  I've also heard that they don't appear at all on infrared cameras, but that's just what I've heard.  It's yet to be scientifically proven.  There's a good science experiment for you high schoolers out there.  Be sure to give me credit.  Thanks

*Submitted by Jack B.  Thanks again!!*

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Boozecat T-Shirt Winners!

Posted on March 1, 2010

We had about 30 entries to the contest.  I said I would give out 10 shirts, so that makes your odds really good!  These are the 10 winning contestants.  E-mail me so I can get the shirt to you.  Thanks to all those who entered!

hannaelise
ElevenEyeJ
brodezor
akroncdnr
CallMeCougar
se_white
RJHyall
mrjaja
torywaltrip
SmashThSilence

Thanks to all of you that entered.  I will do more contests in the future, so keep checking the site!

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Boozecat-Flippin’ Great Aunt Marie

Posted on February 27, 2010

flipcat is illegal in 36 states.  bo jackson was once arrested for running an underground flipcat ring. he was later acquitted when he broke the witness bench over his knee.  apparently bo knows how to work a jury

This is my friend Caitlin's Great Aunt Marie playing a family game of flipcat.  The game is similar to the popular fraternity party game, flipcup.  However, flipcat is much easier because cats always land on their feet.  There is actually very little competition in the game.  It's hard on the cats and leaves them dizzy and they often vomit up the pizza they had for lunch.  I don't suggest taking up this sport.

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Captain Boozecat and the BoozeLobster

Posted on February 26, 2010

the captain's cabin looks an awful lot like a girl's bedroom.  i'm not judging. just pointing it out

The captain is sitting around in deep thought with his first mate, BoozeLobster.  He's most likely contemplating the open sea and all the fish in it that he has yet to catch.

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7 Boozecat years of Bad Luck

Posted on February 24, 2010

this guy looks a bit like a giant candy cane.  or maybe a member of the white stripes.  do you think he intentionally matched his umbrella and shirt?  i sure hope not

This fool is in for a world of trouble.  Not only has he opened an umbrella indoors, but he is violently choking a poor Boozecat.  This has earned him 7 Boozecat years of bad luck.  This is very unfortunate for him because Boozecats have a lifespan of nearly 642 years, making 1 Boozecat year approximately the same as 7 human years.  If you don't believe me look at Garfield.  That dude is 32 and looks like he hasn't aged a day.

*Submitted by Melanie. Thanks!!*

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Boozecat T-Shirt Raffle Take II

Posted on February 23, 2010

Hey there all you Boozecats and Boozekittens, you want to win a free shirt?  I tried this once before, but only via twitter and forgot to announce it on the site so I didn't get enough entries.  If you start following the Boozecat twitter feed and retweet today's message you are entered to win a free Boozecat t-shirt.  I will give out TEN of them so spread the word!

You can find it here  http://twitter.com/boozecats

Consider this Boozecat fan appreciation week or something like that. PARTY!@!

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Raising the Roof with a Boozecat

Posted on February 23, 2010

i always like to predict what is happening on the tv screens in the background.  i have a feeling it is eric clapton on stage in that stupid phone commercial, but let's invent a more interesting scenario.  i'll say it's bruce springsteen at a concert in london.  someone just hit him with a beer bottle so he is unzipping his pants to pee on the crowd. he will then pull a urine soaked courtney cox on stage to dance in the dark with. the end

Boozecats love to raise the roof.  This little guy is quite the party animal.  However, his owner needs a few lessons.  It looks more like he's flapping his wings than raising the roof.  It's not helped by the fact that he has his mouth hanging open like a baby bird waiting to be fed.

*Submitted by Rebecca D. Thanks!*

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A Boozecat on Tour with .357 Lover

Posted on February 22, 2010

i think this should really be done.  a .357 lover show with a live mountain lion on stage would be the most rock and roll thing to ever happen

This is a special post that deserves its own song.  So start the song and continue reading below.  The song is "Love Cats" by The Cure.

This post is for my friend Corn Mo. He's the guy playing keyboard above.  He has been in the studio this week with his band .357 Lover recording a new album.  These guys rock hard.  You can check them out at their website, 357lover.com, or at Corn Mo's personal site, cornmo.com.

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Nasty Boozecat Texts

Posted on February 21, 2010

or maybe the text said, "scientists have proven that dinosaurs don't exist and cats are genetically inferior to dogs"

This mean ladies just showed their Boozecats a horrible text that they received. One of the Boozecats has broken down in tears while the other reacted with a paw to her face.  I think the text may have said, "Garfield doesn't exist and Obama just passed a $20 pizza tax."

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Boozecat Food Catcher

Posted on February 20, 2010

the girl in the white shirt is pretty talented.  she is holding a boozecat and a cell phone in the same hand WHILE making a ridiculous face.  is there anything she can't do?

These girls are utilizing their Boozecats as food catchers.  The guys back there can be as sloppy as he wants and these little Boozecats will pounce on any scraps that slide off the plate.

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