Boozecats

It’s a Boozecat Super Bowl

Posted on February 7, 2010

did you know the super bowl was named after the super ball?  some old dude's kid was playing with one and it inspired the naming of the game.  that old dude had tears in his eyes while reciting that story.  he was way too proud he had named it

It's a Colts vs Saints Super Bowl and these Boozecats are prepared.  It's a little known fact that Boozecats actually have their own predictors for the outcome of the Super Bowl.  Just like the groundhog looks for a shadow to predict how soon spring will be here, two Boozecats in football jerseys have a pizza eating contest and the winner represents the winning Super Bowl team.  They've been right about 23% of the time.  It doesn't seem like much, but that's double the accuracy of Puxatony Phil.

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NASCAR Boozecat Family Photo

Posted on February 6, 2010

at first i thought that was rusty wallace's car back there, but i don't know anything about nascar.  apparently it is kyle busch's. i should know that because it's rachel's favorite driver. but get this. off the track rusty wallace is an avid pilot.  how freakin ironic is that?

It's really hard to get all your Boozecats to look at the camera at the same time.  These little guys are making it really hard on the photographer.  Although the humans don't have it figured out yet either.  That one woman is looking in a completely different direction.

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Boozecat Hat Social

Posted on February 5, 2010

fake hats, kermit in the window, MITTEN GLOVES . . . this photo has damn near everything.  except alpha-bits cereal.  the poor boozecats are probably hungry

Rarely are so many young adults, Boozecats, and funny hats gathered in one place.  Where do you even FIND a rainbow hat that crazy.  I think I also spot a PBR poster on the wall.  I used to have the coolest Pabst poster in the world until someone stole it off the wall from under our noses during a party.  Who does that?  Was it you Hans?

*Submitted by Hans W. Thanks!*

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The Worst Cook in America: Rachel Coleman!

Posted on February 3, 2010

"win some. lose some."  congrats rachel. you deserve it

My BFF and reality show contestant Rachel Coleman won the title of America's Best Worst Cook.  She beat out a large field of other bad cooks and legitimately impressed a panel of professional food critics to earn her spot in reality TV history.

Rachel was the first new friend I ever made in NYC, which was a pretty big deal. You should all pay her blog a visit at popjew.blogspot.com.  She knows all about cool Brooklyn music which should be pretty obvious from this awesome picture of her with a maraca.  If you do check it out be sure to leave her a comment and congratulate her and urge her to not forget her friends now that she's super famous.

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Beer Belly Boozecats

Posted on February 2, 2010

the only reason the boozecats were even hanging out with these strange men was because they were promised cocktails.  however, they had been deceived.  well sort of . . . .

Here are a couple of Boozecats at a cocktail party in New York City at my friend Gia's apartment.  The party has taken a strange turn in the nude direction as these three guys take off their shirts.  This is how her parties usually progress.

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Bunny Boozecat Love

Posted on January 30, 2010

those are fake glasses too.  you probably can't even tell.  nobunny can tell

Interspecies love is always a beautiful thing.  Here my friend Clare is sharing a kiss with a cute little Boozecat.

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Opening a Boozecat with My Shoe

Posted on January 29, 2010

this was actually a reenactment. gia was really bad at catching me in action so i had to pose for her photographs

While walking around the streets of France I often resorted to using my shoe to open a Boozecat.  It's a wonderful trick if you don't have a corkscrew with you.  You can check out the video here

I make sure to use shoes certified by Cats for the Ethical Treatment of Cats (Cats ETC).  No Boozecats were harmed in the making of the photo.

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French Boozecats and a Ukulele

Posted on January 28, 2010

gia is actually wearing a boozecat t-shirt in this photo!  thanks gia.  way to represent. you all should order one yourselves

I went to France!  And met a lot of lovely people and lovely Boozecats.  I had a wonderful time seeing the sights and wandering the streets.  This is a photo of my old friend Gia, and new friend Georgia.  They played songs on a ukulele to the delight of all the Boozecats.  I forget all the songs they played, but I will pretend she is trying to play "Possum Kingdom" by the Toadies.

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Over the Shoulder Boozecat

Posted on January 27, 2010

does this cat have green eyes?  green eyed lady, ocean lady. soothing every wave that comes

This Boozecat is gazing deep into your soul.  What he sees is a person who is very confused and horribly gassy from that chili earlier.  He also sees that you need a haircut and he thinks you should do yourself a favor and get a real one this time.  You're too old for the $5 afternoon special at Supercuts.

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Thug Life Biker Boozecats

Posted on January 22, 2010

uncle jesse would laugh at their pathetic attempts to be badass bikers

Another example of how Boozecats can bring peace to the world.  Here we have two Bikers and two Thugs hanging out together and enjoying Boozecats.  I have to say that the Thugs look way tougher than the Bikers.  The biker guy is smiling and the girl is all fancy.  The thugs are nasty.  It even looks like that girl gave herself a homemade tattoo on her arm.  That is freakin' tough if you ask me.

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